The Hawkline Monster

The Hawkline Monster

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Two unlikely hero gunslingers are hired by a 15-year-old girl named Magic Child to kill a monster living in the ice caves under the basement of a house inhabited by a young woman named Miss Hawkline, only for there to be more to the girl, the owner and the house than meets the eye.
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