Quarter to Two Before Jesus Christ
Quarter to Two Before Jesus Christ

Quarter to Two Before Jesus Christ

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1982•82 min•Comedy
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In antique Rome, a simple pepboy for chars becomes involved in a coup against Cesar. Rahatlocum is a North African Roman colony where Julius Caesar came to spend an expensive holiday. The revolt rumbles among the small people who find a leader in the person of Ben-Hur Marcel.
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