The New Homeowner's Guide to Happiness

The New Homeowner's Guide to Happiness

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1987•30 min•ComedyHorrorTV Movie
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Judge Reinhold
Judge Reinhold
Paul Darden
Demi Moore
Demi Moore
Sandy Darden
Richard Kind
Richard Kind
Dr. Schlazil
Don Calfa
Don Calfa
Howard
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Teryn Jenkins
Ellen
Twink Caplan
Twink Caplan
Nosy Neighbor
When Paul and Sandy Darden (Judge Reinhold and Demi Moore) move into a seemingly quiet upper-middle-class community, their American Dream is all but destroyed by the incessant din of barking dogs. So from valium-laced raw steaks to more hilarious methods of pet disposal, the Dardens try everything to make their dream house a quiet home.
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