Crayola Kids Adventures: The Trojan Horse

Crayola Kids Adventures: The Trojan Horse

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1997•47 min•ComedyAdventure
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Adam Wylie
Adam Wylie
Odysseus
Cara DeLizia
Cara DeLizia
Atheniea
RuDee Sade
RuDee Sade
Calliope
Phillip Van Dyke
Phillip Van Dyke
Achilles
Kirsten Storms
Kirsten Storms
Aphrodite
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Molly Orr
Zelda
High atop Mount Olympus a feud erupts between three goddesses over who is entitled to the coveted Golden Apple. Their leader Zeus sends them to earth to let human mortals decide. Helen, Greece's beautiful Queen of Sparta, falls under the spell of the Golden Apple and is whisked away to Troy. The entire Greek army, among them the fearless warrior Odysseus, is enlisted to return her home. The cunning Odysseus devises the ultimate plan: The Greeks will build a great gift for the Trojans, a breathtakingly massive wooden horse. But little do the Trojans suspect that once they open their present, they're in for a big surprise!
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